Fortunately for Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers, he hopefully will never be subjected to the same humiliation and clubhouse laughter that Chan Ho Park experienced as a Yankee. Remember the 'diarrhea' video?
This is in light of the recent statement by fellow pitcher Derek Holland at Spring Training, who claims that Darvish said, "Please teach me English."
So fear not Darvish, Holland, though who has admitted himself that he's "...not the best guy to be teaching English..." will help you avoid the embarrassment of telling everyone about your bowel movements.
Whether or not Holland will prevent Darvish from ever having ailments, or just teach him American etiquette remains to be seen. Holland isn't exactly the poster-boy for normalcy. See him as a weatherman, Harry Caray, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and author Kurt Vonnegut--all within the last 6 months.
Who knows what this language apprenticeship will lead to?
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