Hey sometimes things get complicated. This deadmau5 track "Not Exactly" pumps you up for anything, even a visit to the dentist. I know what you are thinking, what's a dentist? But listen up, the key to getting any girl you could ever possibly want revolves solely around a pearly white grill. Brush your teeth, floss, and listen to deadmau5 tracks; but only on your headphones mind you, some chicks are weirded out by house/dance music, so keep that to yourself. Anyway, do those things and most likely you will find yourself on your way to a new and improved way of life with the ladies. If it's guys you are into, sorry bro, I don't know anything about that, I only go one way...and that's with ladies.
Now I really know what you are thinking: "A straight guy listening to dance music? Come on buddy..." Don't make me tell you again, the music is there for yourself to get pumped up, to give you the confidence you lost last year when you talked yourself into taking that one chick out for a nice dinner and respecting her boundaries.
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